this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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