He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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