And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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