Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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