what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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