I wish i was in the wii world.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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