My nipple is on Facebook.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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