guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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