There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
