there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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