I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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