i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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