writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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