She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Rumble strips road head = magical
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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