Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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cat food counts as protein by the way
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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