i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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