so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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