i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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