i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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