it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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