Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.