Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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