their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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