Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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