can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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