So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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