So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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