Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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