Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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