Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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