No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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