"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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