PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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