At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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