We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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