Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You are the jesus of drinking
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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