Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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