508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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