oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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