I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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