I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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