You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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