And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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