Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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