Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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