I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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