i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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