Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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