lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
