with your own penis?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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