Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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