did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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