we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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