Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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