It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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