I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just had sex on a roof
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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