So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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